HAY BEAR!!!
I C THAT U HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH!
MY TEETH ARE *ALLLLLL* LOOSE.
BECAUSE OF THE METH.
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WURKING ON MY JEALOUSY!
SNORE ON, BEAR, SNORE ON!!!!11!!!
ILL JUST BE OVER HEAR, COUNTING SHEEP, CRYING INTO MY PILLOW. DONT MIND ME, ITS NOT LIKE NITE TERRURS ARE A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
IF I HAD LESS JEALOUSY, MAYBE I WOULDN’T NEED SO MUCH COUGH SYRUP TO FALL ASLEEP!!!!!
OH, U HAVE URSELF A GOOD NIGHT, U BABY BEAR, U.
I WILL HAVE MYSELF A BAD NIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!
U HAVE A BUN-BUN, ALL I HAVE IS THIS JEALOUSY.
OHHHHH CARE BEARS…. WHY YUO NO SHARE?!?!1?
UR TUMMY TATTOOS ARE ADORABLE. MY TATTOOS ARE FROM PRISON!!! UR TATTOOS SAY THAT YOU ARE LUCKY AND FULL OF LOVE. MY TATTOOS SAY THAT U SHUDNT HIRE ME OR LET ME SPEND ANY TIME AROUND UR CHILDREN.
I HAVE ALL THIS JEALOUSY. I WULD BE SOOOO HAPPY TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!
I AM **STILL** JEALOUS OF THE BERENSTAIN BAIRS!!!!!!
LOOK AT THEM WITH THEY’RE CAKE AND THEY’RE BALLOONS AND THEY’RE TOO MUCH BIRTHDAYS!!!
I CANT HAVE TOO MUCH BIRTHDAYS, BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ****ANY**** BIRTHDAYS. :( :( :(
DON’T CRY, SISTER BEAR! YOU HAVE A FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU AND FRIENDS AND ***CAKE***!!!!
I HAVE SO MUCH JEALOUSY, MAYBE I SHOULD GIFT WRAP SOME AND GIVE IT TO YOU1!! NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!!!!!
SOMETIMES UR LUCKY AND U FIND THAT SPECIAL SUM ONE THAT MAKES UR LIFE COMPLETE. I AM SO JELOUS OF YOGI BEAR. HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BOO BOO.
I HAVE BOO BOOS, BUT THEY ARE IN MY HEART. MY JEALOUS, JEALOUS HEART.
IT MAKES MY LIFE JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER TO NO THAT I AM NOT ALONE!!!!!! I WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEARS IM JEALOUS OF AND LITERAL BEARS IM JEALOUS OF. AND, UNLIKE MY KIDS, THEY CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.
I WANT 2 BE MORE LIKE BALOO FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK. BUT THE CLOSEST I GOT WAS WHEN I “BALOO” A .73 ON MY LAST BREATHALIZER TEST. :( :( :( :(
BALOO LIKES TO SING ABOUT THE BEAR NECESITIES. HIS BEAR NECESITIES ARE HONEY AND RELAXING. MY BEAR NECESITIES ARE SUNSHINE, FRIENDS AND MY COURT ORDERED MONITORING BRACELET.
IF I GET ANY MORE JEALOUS OF BALOO, I AM GOING TO SET FIRE TO THE JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY CALL LITTLE BEAR LITTLE BCUZ HE IS SO SMALL AND CUTE!
THEY CALL **~ME~** LITTLE BCUZ I AM INADEQUATE. :(
LOOK AT HIM DANCING, HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY. I USED 2 BE HAPPY, LITTLE BEAR. SOMEDAY, YOU WILL BE SAD LIKE ME.
UNTIL THEN…. MY JEALOUSY OF U WILL B ANYTHING BUT LITTLE!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!
ONE TIME, I ATE A LITTLE KIDS POURIDGE AND THEN I FELL ASLEEP IN THERE BED!! WHOOOOPPSSSS!!!!
NOW I CANT LIVE LESS THAN 200 FEET FROM A SCHOOL. :(
I AM JEALOUS OF THE THREE BEARS. IT MUST BE NICE 2 HAVE A FAMILY THAT ALL STILL TALKS 2 EACH OTHER AND DUSNT HAVE REUNIONS ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
BUT THAT STUPID GOLDILOCKS CAN SUCK IT 2!!!!!!!!!!
CORDUROY SPENT THE NIGHT IN A STORE AND SOMEBODY WENT LOOKING FOR HIM!
I SPENT THE NIGHT IN A STORE AND THEY CALLED THE COPS ON ME!!!!!!
I GOT SO JEALOUS OF CORDUROY, AAAALLLLL MY BUTTONS FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
